Doodle Strips

 

Ones when i was a kid My MOM said to me ………..

MOM Golden Advice

Than i realized that i have to come up with some thing,after a lots of weather when i dropped in Denmark,i met some of guys who always talking about halal and haram,some time i feel like Razia ……(jo ghundoo main phas gye the….)i don’t want to go deeply …. any way this blog is sincerely  to my those colleges and friend who wanted to swim in the sea but don’t want to wet,and they want to score a muslim chick as well……you can say i have  some Halal Advice to score

HALAL MUSLIM AH!!!

Flirting is not flirting if its obvious : Flirting is an art. It is also one way to receive lashings, both of the religious and from-that-beautiful-girl kind. I, your loyal blogger, am back with sincere halal advice for my Muslim readers on how to score a Muslim chick. Non-Muslim friends and followers, please make sure your Muslim friends try this the next time they see that gorgeous chick around the block.

It may work. ……..

IT MAY WORK……..

SSS: Show Some Swag

Yeah. Show some halal swag. Go up to a Muslim chick and do this. She’ll love you in this world and hereafter.

AHIH: Assure Her It’s Halal

By marrying her. I don’t know. Just do it.

YOU all Know What They Say......MAKE IT HALAL

 

The Fajr(salat) Trick:

It works. It always works.

They woke up every Fajr happily ever after

Put a Ring On It:

Marry her already.

GET KINKY:

IT’S GETTING JAHANUMMI IN HERE. TAKE OFF ALL YOUR SINS.

I’ll stop trolling.

Pro-tip: While studying Surah Baqarah in the Quran, I read that the prescribed manner in which a Muslim man should ask for a woman’s hand in marriage is simple. This time I am genuinely not trolling. Do the following and try not leering. It’s not nice or halal.

SCORE.

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